when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
too bad you live with your parents still
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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