i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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