I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
