Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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