i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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