remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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