I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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