she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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