Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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