butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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