She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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