READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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