So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
And then he peed in my hair
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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