Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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