he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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