i can't believe i had my finger in that
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We need to get me chipped asap
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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