Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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