I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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