It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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