but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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