Im at strip club and am horny
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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