I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
This is my gift to your gina
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
