Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just found puke in my bra..
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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