(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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