Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
