it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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