Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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