Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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