I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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