Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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