i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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