My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
