Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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