feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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