Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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