Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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