Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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