hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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