You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
