Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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