I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize