There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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