So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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