Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
And then my night got REAL pukey
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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