Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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