But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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