brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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