i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
