Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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