You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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