Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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