She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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