I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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