oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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