So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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