we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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