If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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